From vagina-scented candles to $3500 gold-plated adult toys, Gwyneth Paltrow’s health and lifestyle brand Goop is no stranger to a little opulence now and again.
Now they’re bringing the splendor to… DIAPERS?
Goop has introduced ‘The Diaper’. Described as “[a] disposable diaper lined with virgin alpaca wool and fastened with amber gemstones, known for their ancient emotional-cleansing properties. Infused with a scent of jasmine and bergamot for a revitalized baby”. Each pack of 12 costs $120.
As a father of two, I’m just happy if a disposable diaper can contain 80% of a poop explosion.