Did you ever do anything truly legendary as a kid? I mean, sure, we all had our little rebellious moments, but this story takes it to a whole new level. Out in Ohio, an 8-year-old girl has officially become the coolest kid at her school after pulling off a joyride in her parents’ car!
This mini daredevil took the vehicle early Sunday morning, drove about 13 miles, hit up a Starbucks, and then dropped $400 at Target. Not exactly a casual weekend for a third-grader, right?
Now, let me clarify—I’m definitely not endorsing taking the family car for a spin before you’re tall enough to see over the dashboard, but you’ve got to admit, it’s way cooler than what my friends and I used to do. We’d ring doorbells and sprint away like Olympic athletes, praying for someone to chase us. In hindsight, we pranked ourselves into cardio sessions. Compared to pulling off a real-life version of “Grand Theft Auto,” that’s pretty lame.