So, we all know people leave stuff behind in hotel rooms, right? But these? Unexpected!
Sure, they found the usual suspects—phone chargers, dirty laundry, makeup, toiletries, and, naturally, false teeth (because apparently, someone was in a real hurry to check out!). But let me hit you with the weird stuff left behind:
- A Rolex watch—no big deal, just chillin’.
- Another watch, worth a casual 6 million dollars—Must be all that only fans cash!
- A Hermès Birkin bag. You know, one of those bags that costs more than your house.
- Keys and docs to a luxury car… like, who forgets the car?
- A whole car tire. Not the car, but the tire. Important distinction.
- An engagement ring—hopefully not the sign of a weekend gone wrong!
- A tooth. Yes, an actual tooth.
- Two full-leg casts—either someone got healed real quick or forgot they were injured.
- Stacks of cash. Because why use a bank when you can just stash it under the hotel bed?
- Oh, and a pet lizard. Sure, just leave your scaly friend behind, no biggie.
You won’t believe these room service requests. I’m talkin’:
- A tub filled with Evian water for a kid’s bath (because, too dumb for Smart water?
- A custom allergen-free menu… for a pet.
- Burnt toast. Yes, they asked for it burnt on purpose.
- A caviar hot dog. I don’t even know where to start with that.
- Fresh goat milk. Guess cow milk’s just not fancy enough anymore.
- Four pounds of bananas. Now, if you’re ordering 4 pounds of bananas, something interesting is happening in that room. I don’t wanna know what.
- And, the kicker? Someone asked for a high-five from staff… to confirm their room service order was acknowledged. Respect.
Honestly, I’m just relieved we didn’t go down an even weirder road with this list. But hey, if you’re ordering four pounds of bananas, maybe that road is already under construction!