- “Are you going to wrap that?” Well, it could be a present or…
- “Let me pinch those cheeks.” Talking about rosy cheeks, right? Or… not?
- “Larry down the street got the same thing and he was happy.” Classic comparison, whether it’s gifts or, um, experiences.
- “It needs batteries.” Essential for gadgets or… other toys.
- “I don’t think I can do this sober.” Sometimes eggnog or a glass of wine is just necessary, right?
- “Oh my God! You came!” Some get really excited when Santa comes!
- “You’ve been a naughty girl…” Alright, folks, let’s keep it PG-13. Could be a line from a Beyoncé song.
- “This is the only time I ever think about Mariah Carey.” Hey, her music is everywhere during the holidays, right?
- “You want WHAT??” Surprise and disbelief, whether it’s about that wishlist or, well, something unexpected.
- “It’s Christmas and we are having… moments.” Well, folks, let’s keep it festive! Because nothing says ‘holiday spirit’ like, you know, festive moments.